Jumping the gun!

I wasn't going to post until Thursday, but given that I already know what's happening this week and what's not, and I have some time right now, why not?!

Irrelevant, anyway. Blog will commence now!

So this week I've made the giant decision to, finally, join the gym and improve my dreadful eating habits and generally, get healthy. Skinny me, here I come. I will post weekly updates. And you'll be able to see me suffering. Every step of the way. How lucky are you? So, this is week one, where I'll begin this stupid (insert swear word) journey.

OH DEAR GOD HOW DID I LET THIS HAPPEN

ARE THOSE BINGO WINGS

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY

THEY AREN'T MY ARMS

SOMEONE STUCK SOMEONE ELSE'S ARMS ON ME

LOOK AT THEM, THEY'RE RIDICULOUS, AND SHORT

T-REX ARMS

Anyway, "I have to start somewhere". 

I sincerely doubt that by next week my waist might have lost an inch, or my thighs might look more like thighs than trunks, but you never know, so eyes peeled for next weeks update. 

In other news I've also decided that I quite desperately need a rug. NEED. So, I'm going to teach myself how to 'rag-rug' using one of these cute little kits that I found on eBay.

httpwww.ebay.co.ukitm321061854770ssPageName=STRKMEWNXIT&_trksid=p3984.m1497.l2649

Just adorable, don't you love them! (Probably not. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!)

I got some material for Christmas - how cool am I - and I'm going to use it to try and make this rug. Nice and rainbow-y!

Woop! Do try to contain your excitement. I'm not going to lie, I'm practically bursting.

I've come to the belated conclusion that I appear to be, uh, 'nesting'. You know, rugs, quilts, hot water bottle covers, photograph washing lines, I just can't help DECORATING. Maybe its boredom.

Thinking of my hot water bottle, I did make that, I can't remember blogging about it! This is how it turned out.

Isn't it cute! Its just a little pouch thing really. I used a tea towel for the inside so it's properly insulated, and it won't burn me. Its perfect! Super duper easy too.

I've also decided to get really organised. Strange concept, don't run away yet, I'm the same person I've always been!

My version of organised actually just means to-do lists on post-its. Not really that organised when you think about it. But it does get stuff done. Look at tomorrows:

Yes, I already ticked some off. I got all excited about being productive and hard working and did some work. Get me!

ANYWAY, I've also gone a bit crazy and started painting my nails. I need more colours. This blue isn't doing it for me.

Yup, I must be going crazy, I'm practically a girl. SHIT.

I'll let you know how my rag-rugging comes along. And I'll update you on my gym-induction tomorrow morning, 9am sharp!

Until next time! xxxx